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OH, BRIAN, STOP IT. I LOOK TERRIBLE. I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. I DO NOT “LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” AND YOU MAY NOT “TAP” THIS UNTIL I’VE HAD A SHOWER AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
TA DA.
OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT RUN A BATH AND PUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE SOAP HOLDER. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT? I AM GOING TO BLUSH TO DEATH AND THEN DIE FROM HOW PERFECT YOU ARE.
